Don't Use That Language with Me!

I'm hip! I'm happening! I'm up-to-date with the lingo. Okay, I better stop now. Still, I was encouraged to learn that I only use two of the twelve tech-based words that have been banned from use at the office for fear that one will appear to be woefully behind the times. But now these two words, used however sparingly by me, must go. They are: web surfing and Intranet. (On a related note, I believe it's important to add here that I have not used "state of the art" in a news release or any marketing collateral piece since 2002.)

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http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/107602/12-words-you-can-never-say-in-the-office.html